statement

Random Robot Attacks with Rubber Nipple Rangers
Pulsating Pudgy Pawns, spewing spectacular spunkafurd specs
Which castrate cuming armies and leave platoons a wreck

Overloaded rubber, stretched to the thinnest, millest measurement
Vivaciously Beginning to burst orbiting puss pockets
Stuffed!  reservoir tips at the nips

Hundreds and Thousands in row, row, after row
Defending depended old hags
Clothed in brown burlap bags

Rubber and Roboted, all a control lotted, not one decides "it" for itself
Gone off ot die for honor and pride
Because of feelings someone (another!) has felt

Oh to be dressed and pressed toe to head
With rifles and cots placed in a pack
Let's all hobble off for another great march
At least one more Random Robot Attack

bio

born: 1970, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

education

Northern Illinois University, MFA, 1999
West Virginia University, BFA, 1997
West Liberty State College, BS, 1995

selected awards/honors

Ryder Cup 2012 Golf Ball Display, Michigan Ave-$9000
Art Futura 2012 Best in Show/Purchase Award-$5000
Beverly Art Center 36th Annual Judges Award-$500
Artist Wanted: Time Square Billboard Display 2012

selected publications

4AV Clothing - clothing design 2013
Ink Well Magazine 2012
ManiFest 6 2011
New American Painters Studio Visit Magazine 2011

selected solo or two-person exhibits

Two Person Show-Black Cloud Gallery, Chicago,IL- 2012
Solo Show-FM Gallery, Chicago,IL-2012
Two Person Show-Human Thread, Chicago, IL-2012
Cosmo Robotica-Three Birds Gallery, Chicago,IL-Installation-2010

selected group shows

Exposed-Lacuna Lofts-Chicago, IL-2013
Emerging Artist-Morpho Gallery-Chicago, IL-2013
Collectors Choice-Sylvia White Gallery-Ventura, CA-2013
21 Artists 21 Days-Pop Up Gallery-Chicago, IL-2013